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The two best baseball players in the state of missouri
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Two Best Baseball Players In The State of Missouri
We’re the two best baseball players in the state of missouri
And we’re celebate
And we’re celebate
We’re the two best baseball players in the state of missouri
And we’re...celebate
My name is Nick and baseball is my sport
I’ll hit a homerun baseball with my bat of course
I am fast as a flash and fast as a horse
(I am fast as a flash and tall as a tree)
And I’m 26 years old and I have never had sex
My name is Gabe, and I’ve got the best stats
The best in Missouri, if you can believe that
My RBI is five and I’ve got 12 home runs this season
And I’ve never had sex
We’re the two best baseball players in the state of missouri
And we’re celebate
And we’re celebate
Coach Green:
Boys what are you doing!
Boys:
It’s coach green!
Coach Green:
Recycling is important, if you want to sustain
The planet is in danger, from acid rain!
Reduce, reuse, recycle that’s the name of the game
And I’ve never had sex
We’re the three best baseball players in the state of missouri
And we’re celebate
And we’re celebate
And today is our….birthday!
